gay personals are weird
Or, “Baby Bad-Ass Just Made Up the Only Pick-Up Line He Will Ever Need.”
"While finding a tiny coconut in a whale’s stomach is enchanting, there’s nothing so striking as the image of a sperm whale eating a shark. It disturbs me the way turducken does, like as a close cousin to cannibalism. More terrifying, with sharks in the diet, Americans who might have been swallowed by sperm whales would have had another thing to worry about: sharing the stomach of your predator with yet another predator. To be eaten after being eaten. To be the –en of the turducken."
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Never thought a Salon piece could give me nightmares. (via alittlespace)
SPERM WHALE. Tee hee.
(via pathofthebeam)
So BOB from Twin Peaks is on a gay hook-up site now and I can’t ever talk to guys again.
“He is BOB! Eager for fun! He wears a smile. EVERYBODY RUN.” - the one-armed man.
(via chrisafer)
