Prides - Messiah (by Prides)

I’m gonna go ahead and name this my Favorite Video of the Year. Because of Reasons.
And because of other reasons.
Basically BECAUSE OF ALL THE REASONS.

watching charles bronson make out in Deathwish 3 totally killed my boner you guys

(via mattystew)

pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

[tattoo ideas]

(Source: g-raceland, via dangerwizard)

Some of the comics I scored this weekend at AwesomeCon in DC! So full of mature content, perversion, and homosexual agenda! Also I saw Kevin Sorbo looking like a dad, so there’s that.
Seriously, if you’re into stopping time when you orgasm and robbing banks and you’re not reading Sex Criminals yet, get your ass in gear, you guys. 

Some of the comics I scored this weekend at AwesomeCon in DC! So full of mature content, perversion, and homosexual agenda! Also I saw Kevin Sorbo looking like a dad, so there’s that.

Seriously, if you’re into stopping time when you orgasm and robbing banks and you’re not reading Sex Criminals yet, get your ass in gear, you guys. 

Once again the Jesus Bunny did not leave any nudes under my Easter tree. 

bourbonplanning:

Happy Easter!

bourbonplanning:

Happy Easter!

(via mattystew)

tattoome:

inspo

tattoome:

inspo

(via thececil)

getoffmybloghoe:

you masturbate? ejaculater! sorry i dont deal with sinners

(via dangerwizard)

Favorite Inappropriate Good Friday Jokes v2

Favorite Inappropriate Good Friday Jokes v2

(Source: crackerfinishingschool)