February 2012
10 Conservatives Trolling Craigslist for Gay Sex... →
Valentines weekend in DC is sure gettin’ spicy!
Gosh, I’m tempted to join Grindr again just to see all the new faceless pics!
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January 2012
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A 13-month old Israeli toddler chewed the head off... →
Or, “Baby Bad-Ass Just Made Up the Only Pick-Up Line He Will Ever Need.”
“While finding a tiny coconut in a whale’s stomach is enchanting, there’s nothing...”
– Never thought a Salon piece could give me nightmares. (via alittlespace)
SPERM WHALE. Tee hee.
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via needle)
Yup…this pretty much sums it up.
(via snoggered)
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This just happened.
Co-worker: I have a really important question.
Me: Okay, what's up.
Co-worker: My brother lost the thing for his iPad.
Me: What thing?
Co-worker: The thing where you plug it in to the computer. Where would I get one?
Me: The USB cable? Pretty much anywhere. Order it online. Target. Best Buy. AT&T. Verizon. Anywhere that sells iPhones or iPads. Staples. Office Depot.
Co-worker: Can you send me the link?
Me: Just go somewhere and ask for the cable for iPhone or iPad. They'll know what you're talking about.
Co-worker: I'll just order one. Can you send me the link?
Me: Just google "ipad usb cable" and it will be the first thing to pop up.
Co-worker: Just send me the link.
Me: (emailing link) www.google.com
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I’m not so sure that the phrase “it’s colder than a dead man’s balls” is appropriate workplace elevator banter but I’m gonna roll with it.
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