December 2011
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing... →
“A Utah man who was trying to kill a mouse ended up shooting one roommate and getting another arrested for child rape, while a fourth roommate slept through the whole thing.” EVERYBODY’S LIFE IS MORE EXCITING THAN MINE.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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terrible-thrills: apparently every time my mother wears either the fun. or steel train LGBTQ rights shirts people ask her if her kids are gay. is that not the most perfect example of what our problem is as a culture? she wants to make a shirt that says, “i support gay rights and none of my kids are gay.” 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Man Dies After Eating Cocaine Hidden in His... →
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: what is your sexual orientation?
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Anonymous asked: On average, how often do you get lucky?
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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My boss just said that I'm the most uptight person...
And then he laughed.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Phone call I just had with the male temp...
Temp: I have a package [for you]...
Me: Awesome. Is it big?
Temp: Not really.
Me: That's a shame.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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