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ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY

  • Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
  • Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
  • Zeus: toO LaTE
Me at a sausage party.

Me at a sausage party.

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smileycub:

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. just. just do it

I just did.

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Can I go home yet?

Can I go home yet?

beefcakecraftarcade:

Your Pants Are Not Welcome Here by BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy
Some people have the No Shoes rule, some people have the No Dogs rule. Well, I’ve got the No Pants Rule. Get ‘em off or get out!
Perfect housewarming present for any self-respecting member of the Anti-Pants Brigade!This is a 5”x7” piece on 14-count light oatmeal aida with dark brown hand-stitched text, in a thick wood frame. Total Size: 8.75”x10.75”

In case you’ve missed all the new shit in my Etsy shop this week, check out one of my new faves!

beefcakecraftarcade:

Your Pants Are Not Welcome Here by BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy

Some people have the No Shoes rule, some people have the No Dogs rule. Well, I’ve got the No Pants Rule. Get ‘em off or get out!

Perfect housewarming present for any self-respecting member of the Anti-Pants Brigade!

This is a 5”x7” piece on 14-count light oatmeal aida with dark brown hand-stitched text, in a thick wood frame. 
Total Size: 8.75”x10.75”

In case you’ve missed all the new shit in my Etsy shop this week, check out one of my new faves!