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A non-thematic institution of higher posting, re-posting, inane commentary, vague online socialization, and, at some point, most likely some form of behavior inappropriate for a man of my age and demeanor. I'd blog for the ladies if I wasn't so into the dudes.
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Six megacutie beardy dudes on the bus and I’m looking totally frumpballs tonight. *sigh*

Six megacutie beardy dudes on the bus and I’m looking totally frumpballs tonight. *sigh*

askgeorgebush:

when will my erection show who i am inside

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This speaks to me.

This speaks to me.

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Kissing cousins? Icelandic app warns if your date is a relative - Business - CBC News

‘Bump the app before you bump in bed.’—Islendiga-App slogan

IF U WANT TO BUY A SHRUBBERY U CAN BUY THIS 1 AT THE MARSHALLS U GUYS OR I CAN BUY IT FOR U AND U CAN PAY ME BACK

IF U WANT TO BUY A SHRUBBERY U CAN BUY THIS 1 AT THE MARSHALLS U GUYS OR I CAN BUY IT FOR U AND U CAN PAY ME BACK

beefranck: angryoldcoot: Stop it, penis shadow. I snorted and now I can’t stop laughing oh god it hurts

beefranck:

angryoldcoot:

Stop it, penis shadow.

I snorted and now I can’t stop laughing oh god it hurts

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