HELP ME NAME MY ETSY

crackerfinishingschool:

So I’m gonna finally get off my ass and get my Etsy shop a-goin’, but I need a clever/absurd/moderately relevant name for it.  Suggestions?

Still taking suggestions for my impending Etsy shop!  (For those of you who submitted ideas, I’m not ignoring you, I’m just compiling my list of potentials!) You’ve seen my junk, now name it!