A non-thematic institution of higher posting, re-posting, inane commentary, vague online socialization, and, at some point, most likely some form of behavior inappropriate for a man of my age and demeanor. I’d blog for the ladies if I wasn’t so into the dudes. Visit my other classroom where we will discuss the classic tale of The Sound and the Furry. To find me elsewhere online, please visit INDIE PAUPER, my hub for all things internet. Send your love and/or photos of your junk to indiepauper@gmail.com.Tumblr (3.0; @crackerfinishingschool)http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2f1ebeaec5480418153b1258d061bb7/tumblr_mn2rljUD9u1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I done gone and got my hairs did today!</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50874570542http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50874570542Sun, 19 May 2013 22:15:18 -0400gpoybeard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6871a181e22ac772c2f38d5537abdf9/tumblr_mmrm48R5Oj1qaqcoao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50873068843http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50873068843Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6b1d73d181005e5b40d976cbb273ff9/tumblr_mmzw8fAyqJ1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Woke up upside-down. Not sure what that’s about.</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50725113933http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50725113933Sat, 18 May 2013 09:02:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/278d65917ab83595de0287b74209eda0/tumblr_mmxadm8KxT1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em><strong>Still Life With Binky </strong>(Outside Big Top Nick’s Adult Playground, Wheaton, MD)</em></p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50627480893http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50627480893Thu, 16 May 2013 23:15:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14521aac7fa5dcad99acf93ebb0c4c87/tumblr_mmv86iPVah1s6fgo9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://woodkid.tumblr.com/post/50538280954/hedi-slimane" target="_blank">woodkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hedi Slimane</p> </blockquote>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50550864246http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50550864246Wed, 15 May 2013 23:06:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4afad62305d6dcde46d5ed04de62e67c/tumblr_mmv1umw3zO1qb4lg3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giddygirlie.tumblr.com/post/50524997233/lightsaber-popsicles" target="_blank">giddygirlie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lightsaber Popsicles</p> </blockquote> <p>Lightsaber “Popsicles”</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50535356560http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50535356560Wed, 15 May 2013 19:53:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fxtiChrV1r21uivo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ravidravidravid.tumblr.com/post/27604973522/i-was-at-the-grocery-store-when-suddenly-i-saw" target="_blank">ravidravidravid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was at the grocery store when suddenly I saw this and got really scared.</p> </blockquote>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50459103046http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50459103046Tue, 14 May 2013 20:37:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3866d88e86634d178d8d37fb7373c5ed/tumblr_mgq5czbzCE1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50396683325http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50396683325Mon, 13 May 2013 23:37:35 -0400to infinity and beyond<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6066823134cf6800b7e6adf9cbaeeb17/tumblr_mmrr5sHwh61qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50396314114http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50396314114Mon, 13 May 2013 23:32:16 -0400poop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c30b81b9ba7aaa646e7dc0de971314f1/tumblr_mfnrk8L09V1rfwa7jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50392571898http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50392571898Mon, 13 May 2013 22:42:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7465a5367e82f52b2e9f3a2c2fe2027c/tumblr_mmrlrwtx8F1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50386998813http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50386998813Mon, 13 May 2013 21:35:55 -0400gpoybeard<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3cf2270a65c498abc569cbf184e9993/tumblr_mlclv7gTvv1r41njzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50337512681http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50337512681Mon, 13 May 2013 08:18:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4d2090e937570842034d00e35518393/tumblr_mmqdd9ybIe1rxtm6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50337486546http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50337486546Mon, 13 May 2013 08:17:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vki5dpNY1qd4q01o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><em><strong>vinyl foreplay</strong></em></p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50302403673http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50302403673Sun, 12 May 2013 20:23:32 -0400vinylrecordsmusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oczhzHUv1qzbi1ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50298052901http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50298052901Sun, 12 May 2013 19:23:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a34b82ccd8ef12758fdf45566e4b0a0b/tumblr_mmpdpqKgLu1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imgur.com/a/7i62L" target="_blank">Movie Posters If Films Had Kept Their Working Titles - Imgur</a>)</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50286517123http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50286517123Sun, 12 May 2013 16:47:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab7c7f4e40ed4d99d4835aa0553fbb0/tumblr_mmp36mhQ1z1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I updated my Grindr profile!</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50269068236http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50269068236Sun, 12 May 2013 12:59:00 -0400grindr<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8b96fd53edf8a62df4ab11759289216/tumblr_mlbbbqgSus1r88u00o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wishes-he-was-king-of-bears.tumblr.com/post/49238861999/kumakub86-nothingcanstopthejuggernaut-he-was" target="_blank">wishes-he-was-king-of-bears</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>How gay sex works.</span></p> </blockquote>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50235498372http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50235498372Sun, 12 May 2013 03:42:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d027a5d60b92c368816d4593192f30e/tumblr_mmnt6zGRqd1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>HOLY BALLS, YOU GUYS!</strong> I am super-stoked to report that that one of the pieces in my Etsy shop (HINT: THIS ONE) was sold to none other than <strong>COMEDY CENTRAL</strong> (!!!) - it’s gonna be on the set of a show next season (more details to come - this is all I can tell you right now)!</p> <p>(photo via my Etsy shop: <a href="https://www.etsy.com/transaction/130655188" target="_blank">Beefcake Craft Arcade</a>)</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50208485115http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50208485115Sat, 11 May 2013 20:25:47 -0400etsycross stitchsubversive cross stitchcraftsbeefcake craft arcadei made thisjockjockstrappenisjunk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e342028dd94e04c7a542fe6d76f67368/tumblr_mmnop3h1Ae1qzc9z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looks like rain.</p>http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50202054689http://crackerfinishingschool.tumblr.com/post/50202054689Sat, 11 May 2013 18:48:39 -0400gpoybeard