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A non-thematic institution of higher posting, re-posting, inane commentary, vague online socialization, and, at some point, most likely some form of behavior inappropriate for a man of my age and demeanor. I'd blog for the ladies if I wasn't so into the dudes.
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To find me elsewhere online, please visit INDIE PAUPER, my hub for all things internet. Send your love and/or photos of your junk to indiepauper@gmail.com. AIM: indiepauper

(via SWEET BEARD cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy) Slowly but surely new pieces are finally making an appearance on MAN JUNK! Huzzah! This one is actually designed from my own beard at its thickest and most unruly.

(via SWEET BEARD cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)

Slowly but surely new pieces are finally making an appearance on MAN JUNK! Huzzah! This one is actually designed from my own beard at its thickest and most unruly.

Reblogging my JUNK because it’s now over 3650 notes, and that makes me happy (despite the fact that my credits got stripped). Anyway, there’s hardly anything left in my shop at the moment, but there soon will be! Just as soon as I stop having to work 12-14 hr days 7 days a week… I promise!

Reblogging my JUNK because it’s now over 3650 notes, and that makes me happy (despite the fact that my credits got stripped).

Anyway, there’s hardly anything left in my shop at the moment, but there soon will be! Just as soon as I stop having to work 12-14 hr days 7 days a week…

I promise!

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Oh hey, more of my MAN JUNK showing up on Tumblr! Yay! This piece is still available in my Etsy shop HERE. The R version already sold. :)

Oh hey, more of my MAN JUNK showing up on Tumblr! Yay! This piece is still available in my Etsy shop HERE. The R version already sold. :)

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I love finding my junk show up around the internet!  <3 Also, there’s gonna be some new stuff showing up on MANJUNK.etsy.com fairly soon…which is good timing because I’ve nearly sold out of stock!

I love finding my junk show up around the internet!  <3

Also, there’s gonna be some new stuff showing up on MANJUNK.etsy.com fairly soon…which is good timing because I’ve nearly sold out of stock!

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Self Portrait, made from this shot.  This fucker is taking forever, but damn it&#8217;s looking good!

Self Portrait, made from this shot. 

This fucker is taking forever, but damn it’s looking good!

(via O The Weather Outside&#8230; cross stitch | Flickr - Photo Sharing!) When my little sister asked me to make her a stitched quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall I pretty much said &#8220;&#8230;..[blank stare]&#8230;..&#8221; Luckily Paul Rudd came to the rescue with this nearly tossed off line, which seemed perfect and almost seasonal. Perfect Christmas gift!

(via O The Weather Outside… cross stitch | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

When my little sister asked me to make her a stitched quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall I pretty much said “…..[blank stare]…..” Luckily Paul Rudd came to the rescue with this nearly tossed off line, which seemed perfect and almost seasonal. Perfect Christmas gift!

Self Portrait (in progress)

Self Portrait (in progress)

(via Baby I&#8217;ve Got a Boner for You cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy) We&#8217;re getting down to the wire for Christmas shopping&#8230;don&#8217;t forget to support your favorite Esty shops (and your favorite boners)! 

(via Baby I’ve Got a Boner for You cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)

We’re getting down to the wire for Christmas shopping…don’t forget to support your favorite Esty shops (and your favorite boners)! 

The first four months of MANJUNK.etsy.com have been so mad busy that I didn’t get a chance to stitch up the holiday pieces for my shop as intended. So instead of letting these fun patterns go to waste, I’m gonna give ‘em away for free to all my Tumblr friends who have been there from the very beginning. So for every single one of you who have clicked “like” or reblogged my junk, I wish you all a very MAN JUNK Christmas!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD PDFs! (click either pic above to see the whole pattern…evidently Tumblr won’t let me show the whole thing)

Love and boners,

Matthew

PS. You still have time to make these in time for Christmas! Feel free to give ‘em as gifts if you like, but please do not sell them for profit.  :)

My parents bought 11 acres of forested land up in Ely, MN and recently built a cabin there for when they retire next summer. They&#8217;re big nature folks, so I thought for Christmas I&#8217;d make them a totally non-MAN JUNK and unfunny cross stitch that just simply says &#8220;We Love the Woods&#8221; for their new home. I&#8217;m this far and was just starting to put all my stuff away for the night when I realized what it currently says. I giggled. And since the final piece will be non-humorous and uninteresting to anyone on Tumblr, I thought I&#8217;d share it in its current state of moderately funny.

My parents bought 11 acres of forested land up in Ely, MN and recently built a cabin there for when they retire next summer. They’re big nature folks, so I thought for Christmas I’d make them a totally non-MAN JUNK and unfunny cross stitch that just simply says “We Love the Woods” for their new home. I’m this far and was just starting to put all my stuff away for the night when I realized what it currently says. I giggled. And since the final piece will be non-humorous and uninteresting to anyone on Tumblr, I thought I’d share it in its current state of moderately funny.