beefcakecraftarcade:

Theft Prevention Lighter Decals by BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy (LIMITED STOCK)
Tired of lending someone your lighter for two seconds, only to never get it back? Make your lighters memorable and deck ‘em out with these Theft Prevention lighter decals! Made of heavy duty, durable 3/4” polyester tape! Waterproof! Makes your friends automatically think about what you secretly do behind closed doors!INCLUDES: FOUR black decals (lighter not included), instruction card (in case you’re not smart enough to figure out how to put a sticker on a lighter on your own). You can apply one to each side of two lighters, or go single sided on four! Created for standard 3” Bic lighters.Perfect to take to all the places that your so-called friends borrow your lighter the most - like work! and church! and parties at your mom’s house!

Hey guys! I finally have a few more lighter decal kits listed in my Etsy shop, just in time for stocking stuffers! 
Note: I posted the original photo of this back in 2011 (here) - it’s now up to over 55,000 notes! Crazy, yo!
Note #2: I am well aware of the punctuation faults. I was limited by the labelmaker, so there is no need to flood my ask box again with grammatical corrections, thank you very much. You can flood it with nude selfies instead, kthxbye.

beefcakecraftarcade:

Theft Prevention Lighter Decals by BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy (LIMITED STOCK)

Tired of lending someone your lighter for two seconds, only to never get it back? Make your lighters memorable and deck ‘em out with these Theft Prevention lighter decals! Made of heavy duty, durable 3/4” polyester tape! Waterproof! Makes your friends automatically think about what you secretly do behind closed doors!

INCLUDES: FOUR black decals (lighter not included), instruction card (in case you’re not smart enough to figure out how to put a sticker on a lighter on your own). You can apply one to each side of two lighters, or go single sided on four! Created for standard 3” Bic lighters.

Perfect to take to all the places that your so-called friends borrow your lighter the most - like work! and church! and parties at your mom’s house!

Hey guys! I finally have a few more lighter decal kits listed in my Etsy shop, just in time for stocking stuffers! 

Note: I posted the original photo of this back in 2011 (here) - it’s now up to over 55,000 notes! Crazy, yo!

Note #2: I am well aware of the punctuation faults. I was limited by the labelmaker, so there is no need to flood my ask box again with grammatical corrections, thank you very much. You can flood it with nude selfies instead, kthxbye.

The homemade haunted house costume I made in 3rd grade is waaaay cooler than whatever I end up deciding on for the Halloween party that I’m going to in a couple hours, you guys. 
The witch on her broom was on a spring so she moved when I walked, the ghost in the window is a finger puppet that could be controlled from the inside, and when you open the front door the ghost pops out.
This last point, in hindsight, is most likely an early indication of the perv I was to become. ;)

The homemade haunted house costume I made in 3rd grade is waaaay cooler than whatever I end up deciding on for the Halloween party that I’m going to in a couple hours, you guys. 

The witch on her broom was on a spring so she moved when I walked, the ghost in the window is a finger puppet that could be controlled from the inside, and when you open the front door the ghost pops out.

This last point, in hindsight, is most likely an early indication of the perv I was to become. ;)

OH HEY YOU GUYS: 

There’s finally new junk up on BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE (formerly MANJUNK) on Etsy!

Just in time for the holidays! TIS THE SEASON FOR NSFW!

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Halloween, 1983. I built my own haunted house costume with a mummy that “answered” the front door when you opened it, a witch “flying” off the roof, and ghosts finger puppets that popped out of the windows. I won the 3rd grade costume contest. 

Halloween, 1983. I built my own haunted house costume with a mummy that “answered” the front door when you opened it, a witch “flying” off the roof, and ghosts finger puppets that popped out of the windows. I won the 3rd grade costume contest. 

On the DC Metro heading out to a Halloween party. 
(Check out my “how-to” photoset here to see how I made my costume.)

On the DC Metro heading out to a Halloween party. 

(Check out my “how-to” photoset here to see how I made my costume.)

My DIY Halloween costume that I’m wearing to a party tonight. :D

Not bad for a couple sponges, ping pong balls, cardboard, a towel, a crate, and an hour & a half, eh?

(Source: photoset.com)

Just made my own DIY lightscoop! You can get the pattern for it via syntheticmeat.

Just made my own DIY lightscoop! You can get the pattern for it via syntheticmeat.

(via Guy Makes a Skateboard Deck Out of Popsicle Sticks (and You Can Too!) » Man Made DIY | Crafts for Men)
truebluemeandyou:

Manly Cross Stitch by Matthew Monthei. Found at Craftzine in an interview by Julie Jackson here. Mr. Monthei also has a flickr site The Craft Boner Club here and an Etsy Store named MANJUNK here (where the bottom image was taken from). Lots of manly cross stitch examples at all these sites - you have to check out the photos I did not post.

OH  HEY. LOOKIT…IT’S MY JUNK!  Thanks for the love, True Blue!
Gosh, I should Google myself more often!

truebluemeandyou:

Manly Cross Stitch by Matthew Monthei. Found at Craftzine in an interview by Julie Jackson here. Mr. Monthei also has a flickr site The Craft Boner Club here and an Etsy Store named MANJUNK here (where the bottom image was taken from). Lots of manly cross stitch examples at all these sites - you have to check out the photos I did not post.

OH  HEY. LOOKIT…IT’S MY JUNK!  Thanks for the love, True Blue!

Gosh, I should Google myself more often!