A non-thematic institution of higher posting, re-posting, inane commentary, vague online socialization, and, at some point, most likely some form of behavior inappropriate for a man of my age and demeanor. I'd blog for the ladies if I wasn't so into the dudes.
Visit my other classroom where we will discuss the classic tale of The Sound and the Furry.
To find me elsewhere online, please visit INDIE PAUPER, my hub for all things internet.
Send your love and/or photos of your junk to indiepauper@gmail.com. AIM: indiepauper
Reblogging my JUNK because it’s now over 3650 notes, and that makes me happy (despite the fact that my credits got stripped).
Anyway, there’s hardly anything left in my shop at the moment, but there soon will be! Just as soon as I stop having to work 12-14 hr days 7 days a week…
I promise!
(via tinyursophiliac)
I love finding my junk show up around the internet! <3
Also, there’s gonna be some new stuff showing up on MANJUNK.etsy.com fairly soon…which is good timing because I’ve nearly sold out of stock!
(via lianneisgod)
(via Let’s Take Off Our Pants and Cuddle cross stitch by MANJUNK)
Sorry for the self-promotion, but don’t forget that it’s not too late to order Christmas gifts from MAN JUNK!
(via Baby I’ve Got a Boner for You cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)
We’re getting down to the wire for Christmas shopping…don’t forget to support your favorite Esty shops (and your favorite boners)!
The first four months of MANJUNK.etsy.com have been so mad busy that I didn’t get a chance to stitch up the holiday pieces for my shop as intended. So instead of letting these fun patterns go to waste, I’m gonna give ‘em away for free to all my Tumblr friends who have been there from the very beginning. So for every single one of you who have clicked “like” or reblogged my junk, I wish you all a very MAN JUNK Christmas!
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD PDFs! (click either pic above to see the whole pattern…evidently Tumblr won’t let me show the whole thing)
Love and boners,
Matthew
PS. You still have time to make these in time for Christmas! Feel free to give ‘em as gifts if you like, but please do not sell them for profit. :)
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” - Albert Einstein
“The No Pants Rule” cross stitch by MANJUNK now for sale in my Etsy shop!
TDB approved.
OH HEY - I made this. You can buy it HERE!
I was gonna wait to post it until the end of No Shave November when the fellows who can’t deal with their newfound bushy manliness return to the land of the clean shaven, but someone beat me to it. ;)
