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A non-thematic institution of higher posting, re-posting, inane commentary, vague online socialization, and, at some point, most likely some form of behavior inappropriate for a man of my age and demeanor. I'd blog for the ladies if I wasn't so into the dudes.
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To find me elsewhere online, please visit INDIE PAUPER, my hub for all things internet. Send your love and/or photos of your junk to indiepauper@gmail.com. AIM: indiepauper

(via SWEET BEARD cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy) Slowly but surely new pieces are finally making an appearance on MAN JUNK! Huzzah! This one is actually designed from my own beard at its thickest and most unruly.

(via SWEET BEARD cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)

Slowly but surely new pieces are finally making an appearance on MAN JUNK! Huzzah! This one is actually designed from my own beard at its thickest and most unruly.

Oh hey, more of my MAN JUNK showing up on Tumblr! Yay! This piece is still available in my Etsy shop HERE. The R version already sold. :)

Oh hey, more of my MAN JUNK showing up on Tumblr! Yay! This piece is still available in my Etsy shop HERE. The R version already sold. :)

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I love finding my junk show up around the internet!  <3 Also, there’s gonna be some new stuff showing up on MANJUNK.etsy.com fairly soon…which is good timing because I’ve nearly sold out of stock!

I love finding my junk show up around the internet!  <3

Also, there’s gonna be some new stuff showing up on MANJUNK.etsy.com fairly soon…which is good timing because I’ve nearly sold out of stock!

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Self Portrait, made from this shot.  This fucker is taking forever, but damn it&#8217;s looking good!

Self Portrait, made from this shot. 

This fucker is taking forever, but damn it’s looking good!

(via O The Weather Outside&#8230; cross stitch | Flickr - Photo Sharing!) When my little sister asked me to make her a stitched quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall I pretty much said &#8220;&#8230;..[blank stare]&#8230;..&#8221; Luckily Paul Rudd came to the rescue with this nearly tossed off line, which seemed perfect and almost seasonal. Perfect Christmas gift!

(via O The Weather Outside… cross stitch | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

When my little sister asked me to make her a stitched quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall I pretty much said “…..[blank stare]…..” Luckily Paul Rudd came to the rescue with this nearly tossed off line, which seemed perfect and almost seasonal. Perfect Christmas gift!

Self Portrait (in progress)

Self Portrait (in progress)

(via Let&#8217;s Take Off Our Pants and Cuddle cross stitch by MANJUNK) Sorry for the self-promotion, but don&#8217;t forget that it&#8217;s not too late to order Christmas gifts from MAN JUNK!

(via Let’s Take Off Our Pants and Cuddle cross stitch by MANJUNK)

Sorry for the self-promotion, but don’t forget that it’s not too late to order Christmas gifts from MAN JUNK!

(via Baby I&#8217;ve Got a Boner for You cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy) We&#8217;re getting down to the wire for Christmas shopping&#8230;don&#8217;t forget to support your favorite Esty shops (and your favorite boners)! 

(via Baby I’ve Got a Boner for You cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)

We’re getting down to the wire for Christmas shopping…don’t forget to support your favorite Esty shops (and your favorite boners)! 

The first four months of MANJUNK.etsy.com have been so mad busy that I didn’t get a chance to stitch up the holiday pieces for my shop as intended. So instead of letting these fun patterns go to waste, I’m gonna give ‘em away for free to all my Tumblr friends who have been there from the very beginning. So for every single one of you who have clicked “like” or reblogged my junk, I wish you all a very MAN JUNK Christmas!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD PDFs! (click either pic above to see the whole pattern…evidently Tumblr won’t let me show the whole thing)

Love and boners,

Matthew

PS. You still have time to make these in time for Christmas! Feel free to give ‘em as gifts if you like, but please do not sell them for profit.  :)

I&#8217;ve made this piece before, but now it&#8217;s for sale in a fancy-pants magnet frame! Give your fridge a boner for Christmas! Just a one of a bunch of new junks arriving at MAN JUNK in time for the holidays! (via MANJUNK on Etsy)

I’ve made this piece before, but now it’s for sale in a fancy-pants magnet frame! Give your fridge a boner for Christmas!

Just a one of a bunch of new junks arriving at MAN JUNK in time for the holidays!

(via MANJUNK on Etsy)