The Cracker Finishing School for Boys

Touch My Junk cross stitch

My Etsy shop Beefcake Craft Arcade will be temporarily closed until July 15th while I am out in the woods of northern Minnesota to celebrate my dad’s retirement. But upon my return expect to see some new pieces in my shop, as well as the return of several classic pieces including this one!

(via Rock Paper Moustache cross stitch by BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy)

(via SWEET BEARD cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)

Slowly but surely new pieces are finally making an appearance on MAN JUNK! Huzzah! This one is actually designed from my own beard at its thickest and most unruly.

Oh hey, more of my MAN JUNK showing up on Tumblr! Yay! This piece is still available in my Etsy shop HERE. The R version already sold. :)

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I love finding my junk show up around the internet!  <3

Also, there’s gonna be some new stuff showing up on MANJUNK.etsy.com fairly soon…which is good timing because I’ve nearly sold out of stock!

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Self Portrait, made from this shot. 

This fucker is taking forever, but damn it’s looking good!

(via O The Weather Outside… cross stitch | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

When my little sister asked me to make her a stitched quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall I pretty much said “…..[blank stare]…..” Luckily Paul Rudd came to the rescue with this nearly tossed off line, which seemed perfect and almost seasonal. Perfect Christmas gift!

Self Portrait (in progress)

(via Let’s Take Off Our Pants and Cuddle cross stitch by MANJUNK)

Sorry for the self-promotion, but don’t forget that it’s not too late to order Christmas gifts from MAN JUNK!