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A non-thematic institution of higher posting, re-posting, inane commentary, vague online socialization, and, at some point, most likely some form of behavior inappropriate for a man of my age and demeanor. I'd blog for the ladies if I wasn't so into the dudes.
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Hello, walls. How’d things go for you today? Don’t you miss him since he upped and walked away? And I’ll bet you dread to spend another lonely night with me. But lonely walls, I’ll keep you company. - Faron Young & Willie Nelson “Hello Walls”

Hello, walls. How’d things go for you today?
Don’t you miss him since he upped and walked away?
And I’ll bet you dread to spend another lonely night with me.
But lonely walls, I’ll keep you company.
- Faron Young & Willie Nelson “Hello Walls”

Pseudo-slutty new Scruff pic. I probably should have cleaned up my apartment a little first. Whatever, yo.

Pseudo-slutty new Scruff pic. I probably should have cleaned up my apartment a little first. Whatever, yo.

“Once More, With Feeling.”

“Once More, With Feeling.”

…in which Our Hero introduces himself.

…in which Our Hero introduces himself.

…in which Our Hero requests clarification.

…in which Our Hero requests clarification.

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

I just got woofed at on Scruff by someone named OpenMyButt.

He “dreams in colors of the rainbow” and wants to re-discover his inner child “while being a mature adult male.” His What I’m Looking For section is filled with quotes from Anais Nin and Mother Teresa.

I know I shouldn’t be so snarky about people I don’t know, but it’s really hard when someone named OpenMyButt is looking to find his inner child by quoting Mommy-T and wearing a Cosby sweater.

“not everywhere”

“not everywhere”