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beefranck: pocketcontents: bananacasts: teevil: Trader Jawa by dakin_costello on sale Sat 10/22/11 at teefury.com Uh… I sort of have to buy this one, right? why does that jawa look so phallic? Okay, I feel better about thinking that was a penis at first now. My new fake band name: Jawa Jizz Party First album: Bangin’ Bantha Booty: Slow Jams for Hot Desert Nights Vol. 1 1st hit single: “Does A Tuskin Raider Still Make That Noise (When He’s Sucking My Dick)”

beefranck:

pocketcontents:

bananacasts:

teevil:

Trader Jawa by dakin_costello on sale Sat 10/22/11 at teefury.com

Uh… I sort of have to buy this one, right?

why does that jawa look so phallic?

Okay, I feel better about thinking that was a penis at first now.

My new fake band name: Jawa Jizz Party

First album: Bangin’ Bantha Booty: Slow Jams for Hot Desert Nights Vol. 1

1st hit single: “Does A Tuskin Raider Still Make That Noise (When He’s Sucking My Dick)”

(Source: cavaz)

(via 8 Lines That Would Have Ended Star Wars Really Fast… | Bit Rebels)

(via 8 Lines That Would Have Ended Star Wars Really Fast… | Bit Rebels)

Star Wars vintage toy commercial Ewok Village Playset (by hothiceplanet2187)

Say what you will about the Ewoks, but this was my favorite playset as a kid. 

synaptyx: popartinferno: [via] I.CAN’T.EVEN.

synaptyx:

popartinferno:

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I.CAN’T.EVEN.

(via fanboy30)

IMAGERY IN BON IVER’S “CALGARY” OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO: An essay

So basically this starts out with a pretty shot of a bed in the water, until you realize that it’s actually an egg and there’s all these sperm swimming towards it. They impregnate the floating bed egg thing and - after experiencing an apparent 15 second gestation period - it gives birth to a full grown hot chick who pretty much immediately starts masturbating until she falls through the bed…and suddenly SHE’S ON FUCKING DAGOBAH. YES. DAGOBAH. She immediately skips her Jedi training and heads straight for the Cave of Evil. Instead of Vader she meets some skinny white dude and they kinda look at each other all unemotionally and decide to get married apparently out of boredom. So they head back into the swamp and throw some sticks around. Then she smiles as they’re holding these things that appear either to be glowing human hearts or unborn babies or something, and then they light them ablaze and walk into the fucking LAKE OF FIRE. 

THEN: in the last 30 seconds of the video suddenly there are these upside-down people wearing Old Navy while a slab of Carbonite floats out of a grave WITH A FUCKING BEAR ON IT.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Bon Iver makes a pretty good Tori Amos video.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Rebels in Star Wars Inspired Bin Laden Terror and 9/11

Existential Star Wars (In French) (by OneMinuteGalactica)

‎”Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. I exist, and I find it nauseating.”

REBECCA BLACK + STAR WARS Friday Parody ‘Primeday’ (by teddiefilms)

Not nearly as clever as last year’s TikTok, but it’s still a bit of a hoot.  :)