HOLY BALLS, YOU GUYS! I am super-stoked to report that that one of the pieces in my Etsy shop (HINT: THIS ONE) was sold to none other than COMEDY CENTRAL (!!!) - it’s gonna be on the set of a show next season (more details to come - this is all I can tell you right now)!
(photo via my Etsy shop: Beefcake Craft Arcade)

HOLY BALLS, YOU GUYS! I am super-stoked to report that that one of the pieces in my Etsy shop (HINT: THIS ONE) was sold to none other than COMEDY CENTRAL (!!!) - it’s gonna be on the set of a show next season (more details to come - this is all I can tell you right now)!

(photo via my Etsy shop: Beefcake Craft Arcade)

OH HEY YOU GUYS: 

There’s finally new junk up on BEEFCAKE CRAFT ARCADE (formerly MANJUNK) on Etsy!

Just in time for the holidays! TIS THE SEASON FOR NSFW!

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“Forever The Optimist”
Coming soon to BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy!

Forever The Optimist

Coming soon to BeefcakeCraftArcade on Etsy!

I put a bird on it.
Coming soon to Beefcake Craft Arcade!

I put a bird on it.

Coming soon to Beefcake Craft Arcade!

Touch My Junk cross stitch
My Etsy shop Beefcake Craft Arcade will be temporarily closed until July 15th while I am out in the woods of northern Minnesota to celebrate my dad’s retirement. But upon my return expect to see some new pieces in my shop, as well as the return of several classic pieces including this one!

Touch My Junk cross stitch

My Etsy shop Beefcake Craft Arcade will be temporarily closed until July 15th while I am out in the woods of northern Minnesota to celebrate my dad’s retirement. But upon my return expect to see some new pieces in my shop, as well as the return of several classic pieces including this one!

Self Portrait, made from this shot. 
This fucker is taking forever, but damn it’s looking good!

Self Portrait, made from this shot

This fucker is taking forever, but damn it’s looking good!

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” - Albert Einstein 
“The No Pants Rule” cross stitch by MANJUNK now for sale in my Etsy shop!

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” - Albert Einstein 

“The No Pants Rule” cross stitch by MANJUNK now for sale in my Etsy shop!

If You Think My Beard Is Huge cross stitch by MAN JUNK - now for sale SOLD on Etsy!
I’ve made this piece before, but now it’s for sale in a fancy-pants magnet frame! Give your fridge a boner for Christmas!
Just a one of a bunch of new junks arriving at MAN JUNK in time for the holidays!
(via MANJUNK on Etsy)

I’ve made this piece before, but now it’s for sale in a fancy-pants magnet frame! Give your fridge a boner for Christmas!

Just a one of a bunch of new junks arriving at MAN JUNK in time for the holidays!

(via MANJUNK on Etsy)

DYSLEXIA MAKES ME HORNY

(via MANJUNK.etsy.com)