Self Portrait, made from this shot.
This fucker is taking forever, but damn it’s looking good!
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” - Albert Einstein
“The No Pants Rule” cross stitch by MANJUNK now for sale in my Etsy shop!
I’ve made this piece before, but now it’s for sale in a fancy-pants magnet frame! Give your fridge a boner for Christmas!
Just a one of a bunch of new junks arriving at MAN JUNK in time for the holidays!
(via MANJUNK on Etsy)
DYSLEXIA MAKES ME HORNY
(via MANJUNK.etsy.com)
Manly Cross Stitch by Matthew Monthei. Found at Craftzine in an interview by Julie Jackson here. Mr. Monthei also has a flickr site The Craft Boner Club here and an Etsy Store named MANJUNK here (where the bottom image was taken from). Lots of manly cross stitch examples at all these sites - you have to check out the photos I did not post.
OH HEY. LOOKIT…IT’S MY JUNK! Thanks for the love, True Blue!
Gosh, I should Google myself more often!
“The sometimes NSFW creations of Matthew Monthei have been seriously cracking me up for some time now. Anyone who cross stitches and then uses their crotch as a backdrop is pretty awesome in my book…”
OMG YOU GUYS. I got interviewed for Craft Magazine!
While most (nearly all) of the good pieces were deemed too risque for their general audience, I take comfort in the fact that one of the pieces okay’d by the censors is clearly a reference to my penis.
(via Subversive Finds: Stitching Up Some Manliness @Craftzine.com blog)
(via I’m Glad You Like My Penis cross stitch by MANJUNK on Etsy)
One of many more available on my Etsy, and many more to come!
EDIT: SOLD!
A year and a half in the making… IT’S HERE.
(Source: youtube.com)
