SNEAK PEEK: One of many new designs coming soon (mid-November) to MANJUNK.etsy.com!
Great Beards (via ptolemyclark)
Grammatically awkward, but the sentiment is there.
More of my manly xstitches HERE (and an Etsy store coming soon)!
HELP ME NAME MY ETSY
So I’m gonna finally get off my ass and get my Etsy shop a-goin’, but I need a clever/absurd/moderately relevant name for it. Suggestions?
Still taking suggestions for my impending Etsy shop! (For those of you who submitted ideas, I’m not ignoring you, I’m just compiling my list of potentials!) You’ve seen my junk, now name it!
sneak peek of my next project! (by ptolemyclark)
It’s just a teeny part of the whole.
I Love Your Beard (by ptolemyclark)
Damn, someone beat me to posting my own work. Ha! More of my manly xstitches HERE!
Fap On / Fap Off, or How I Spent My Morning (by ptolemyclark)
Read into that however you want, ya pervs. ;)
You know you’ve made it when all the credits get stripped from your work. Huzzah!
In other words, I made this.
(via doronjo)
DISCLAIMER, or The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received About My Penis (by ptolemyclark)
More of my shameless xstitches can be found HERE. Most are available for sale…just shoot me a message!
The Bitch-Toothed Whore (by ptolemyclark)
This was a custom gift for my ex’s birthday this past weekend. The vast majority of his Facebook status updates document the various hilarious shenanigans of his (apparently) uneducated, inappropriate, incompetent, and downright offensive buck-toothed boss (hence the nickname). Bucky Beaver has become quite a legend amongst all our friends, so I felt it was only right to immortalize her in the only way I know how. The note I included on his gift read “For all those times when work pisses you off, may this encourage you and help put things back in perspective.”
